Tree Pose Sex Position

I had no inspiration this week because my boyfriend left for a work retreat. I have been spending all my nights at the Yoga Studio and really making sure to be very flexible and lean for when he comes back. After reading one of my favourite blogs, I finally got inspiration for a new position I want to try. Chico Dusty calls it the Ballet Dancer, I decided that I would call it the Tree Pose because it resembles my favourite yoga position. I tried this position a long time ago at a party when I just started dating my boyfriend. It was a small bathroom and it was so gross I didn’t feel like leaning back on the counters, perfect position for a crawl space!

Here’s how it goes:

The man has to have a steady stance and the woman needs to take her weaker leg and wrap it around the guys thigh. This position is very tricky if you’re not the perfect height for each other, the best height would 3 inch difference between the guy and the girl. The guy needs to squeeze you against him, making sure that you are safe. If you are self conscious about your stomach area, this might not be the best position; you might feel like your belly is jammed against his belly and pelvic area.

Also, you might want to try this sex position when you are very passionate, you can’t really have sex for a very long time this way… A 7 minute quickie is probably your best bet.

If you get tired and you’re both not finished, you might want to try standing doggy style. Once again the guy must be very stable and he must spread his legs apart to make sure that he can hold his ground. This way you also won’t be touching everything around you. Your guy needs to keep both of his hands on your hips and go back and forth thrusting his hips.

 

Pole Position

The Pole Position is in theory the best position out there if you’re an ass guy. You have a full view of your girls ass while she is doing all the work.

So here is how you accomplish this position, the guy needs to lay down on his back. The girl to make sure that the guy is hard can do a little BJ. (we can never say no to one). Keep one leg down and one knew bent. Whatever leg feels comfortable, don’t forget to open up the legs.

Once it is strong and firm the women can now mount the erect penis gently. She must be on her knees for this to work. Her legs need to surround the guys leg, she should be in a 45 degree position. Her vagina should be pressed against the men’s thigh. She needs to keep her back straight this whole time and use your bent knee to guide her up and down. Her vagina will be taken care of not only by the penis but also by the rubbing caused by the thigh. Basically you leg is used as the Pole.

Also if she is into anal massaging the man will have two free hands (if you’re not too busy spanking the girl or just grabbing her ass). Great combo.

The girl I tried it with really enjoyed the rubbing against my leg. She didn’t come this way, probably because she wasn’t vaginal. But I got her covered by eating her out after. Don’t forget to always try your best for both parties to come. I know sometimes it sucks, I’m always tired after sex. If she’s a good lay I want her to remember me as a giver also.

Check out even more Sex Positions here and here.

 

 

 

 

The Lazy Man

I recently started a new job and I’ve been tired all the time, my girlfriend, spunky by nature, is never tired and always willing to try a new position. I googled “lazy sex position” and the Lazy Man Position came up. Exactly what I needed to keep my girlfriend happy with new sex positions.

I started by ensuring my back was straight and comfortable against the bedroom wall by using a pillow, I then stretched out my legs straight. She sat on top of me with her two feet on the mattress. She gently lowered herself on my erect penis, her breast in my face…

She used her gentle touch to place herself in a position that she can move up and down with ease; she was in full control. You can also decide what thrusting speed you want by directing her hips with your careful guided hands.

You will be able to penetrate her deeper and maybe even arouse her G-Spot in this position.

When you want to change things up with a new position I recommend changing to the Spider.

Your Girl needs to transition on her elbows and leave her hips in between your legs with her feet near yours. Your legs will now be bent and your arms will be doing all the physical work; I was the one rocking back and forth inside her.

Pro Tip: Once you get comfortable in the Spider Sex Position try rubbing her with your spare hand, giving her even more pleasure.

 

Super Pro: I can’t even start explaining this position but be my guest and try it! Explicit picture :s

TRY THIS SEX POSITION: POLE POSITION

New sex position for everyone to try! It’s called Pole Position and you’re going to love!

Alright, here’s what you need to do to accomplish the Pole Position sex position.  

First, guys lay on your back with one leg extended and one leg bent so that your knee is up. It doesn’t matter which leg is extended or bent in this sex position, do whatever feels natural.

Ladies, straddle the bent knee of your man and mount his erect penis. You’ll want to be at a 45 degree angle. Not directly facing away from him and not perfectly perpendicular from him either. Let the bended knee be your guide in this sex position. Think of it as your sex pole. Use the knee as support while rocking up and down on your man.

This sex position is great for guys because there’s a lot of good visual stimulation. You can good looks of the front and the back. And ladies, try rubbing your vulva against your man’s thigh as desired for orgasmic results.

If you and your partner are in to anal fingering, this is a great sex position for a mutual massaging.

If at any time the pole position sex position is too pleasurable, not pleasurable enough, or your leg is tired because your woman’s been using it to ride your dick so hard, switch to the reverse cowgirl sex position immediately!

Good luck everyone and remember to share your experiences of attempting the pole position sex position in the comments.

TRY THIS SEX POSITION: THE BUTTER CHURNER

This week we want you to try a more advanced sex position, one that could be potentially very dangerous but extremely erotic.

The sex position is called the butter churner and here how it’s done.

Ladies are going to want to lay down on their backs to begin. Once you’re lying down, raise your legs over your head all the way until most of your weight is on your shoulders.

The reason I say that this sex position is potentially very dangerous is because the woman could inadvertently apply a tremendous amount of pressure on her head or neck. To prevent that, make sure you place some pillows around the woman.

Guys, when your lady has her legs over her head, squat over her while holding her legs or ass for support and dip your penis in and out. Thrust lightly so that you can avoid stressing your lady’s neck.

One thing that the ladies will find when trying this sex position is that though it is kind of awkward and unpleasant to look at, the butter churner sex position is actually quite pleasurable because of the amount of blood that flows to the woman’s head.

If at any time you feel uncomfortable while attempting this sex position, ladies I’m talking specifically to you and your neck, abs, back, whatever, stop churning the butter and resume sex in the doggystyle sex positon.

Doggystyle

Good luck everyone and remember to share your experiences of attempting the butter churner sex position in the comments.

TRY THIS SEX POSITION: THE SPOON

For this edition of Try This Sex Position I want you all to try an easy sex position: The Spoon.

If it’s not already in your repertoire of sex positions, prepare to have your mind blown.

First, lie down facing the same direction as your partner.

Ladies, you’re going to want to get your knees forward and push your butt out just a little bit. Penetration can be achieved easier this way than if you were to keep your legs and butt perfectly straight.

Guys, it’s your job to lean in and find the sweet spot so that you can create a good thrusting rhythm. If you’re having trouble getting in, just ask her to raise her leg.

IT’S THAT SIMPLE! AND YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE IT!

Even though you’re not facing each other, I think you’ll find that The Spoon sex position is one of the most intimate sex positions known to man. Just let your breathing and limps synch up with one another until you’ve achieved the level intimacy you require.

What’s good about The Spoon sex position is that you can do all sorts of bonus stimulation. Kiss her neck. Play with her tits. Play with her clit. I don’t know, try it and see what works for you.

The best time to attempt The Spoon sex position is usually in the morning. Think about it. You should already be spooning with your partner after a night of pretty good sex. As soon as you wake up spooning, you have to commence foreplay. Then spooning will progress naturally to The Spoon sex position. It’s truly a remarkable thing.

This will also work if you have trouble sleeping and you wake your partner up with some tender kisses or gentle boob fondling.

But let me get one thing clear here, never attempt The Spoon sex position wake-up without consent. You’re a fucking loser if you do.

If at any time you feel uncomfortable attempting The Spoon sex position, resume the Missionary sex positon immediately.

If you attempt this sex position this weekend, don’t forget to share your experience in the comments!

TRY THIS SEX POSITON: STANDING WHEELBARROW

That means we have a new sex position for you to try: Standing Wheelbarrow.

Ok. The first thing you got to know about this sex position is that it can be very physically demanding. If you haven’t gotten any exercise in several years, you might want to skip this one.

The Standing Wheelbarrow sex position is very similar to the wheelbarrow races you may have participated at a BBQ or county fair, however with one significant difference: vaginal penetration.

To assume this sex position, we’re going to need the ladies to lay down on their stomachs. If your floors are really dirty, give them a quick sweep before you have sex or put a blanket down to cover the dirt.

Ladies, lift one leg and have your man catch it. Then lift the other leg. Once elevated by your strong man, the ladies are going to need to elevate themselves with their arms. Team work!

Guys, once your lady is in the wheelbarrow position, make sure to hold her by the pelvis or the waist for greater support. Once that’s done, enter her from behind as you would normally.

One great benefit of the standing wheelbarrow sex position is that you are completely mobile. You’re free to roam around the bedroom, house, or possibly National park as much as you want.

Whatever you do, don’t drop your lady. She’ll be very upset with you. If you’re having trouble maintaining this sex position, don’t worry. Like I said at the beginning, this is an extremely physically demanding sex position.

Before fatigue sets in and ruins your sex completely, return to the doggystyle sex position:

Doggystyle

Good luck everyone!

TRY THIS SEX POSITION: THE FUSION

It’s time for you all to try another new sex position. This one is called the the Fusion.

Ok guys, this is what you have to do:

Sit back and stretch your legs out so your partner can sit on your lap. Make sure your hands are to the side and your shoulders are elevated.

Ladies, sit on your partner’s lap, facing him. Rest your legs on his shoulders.

Now you’re in the sex position known as the Fusion.

Ladies, your man is just here supporting you in this position. It’s your job to be active. So just swivel, grind, and let yourself go. But also guys, you don’t want to just sit there. Elevate your hips a little with your woman’s rhythm.

WARNING: this sex position may lead to very intense female orgasms because the muscular tension advances the orgasm.

It’s important to remember that communication is key during sex, especially when trying a new sex position.

Ladies, if you’re worried about cumming too quickly, or guys if your shoulders are getting tired, resume the cowgirl sex position immediately.

Good luck everyone. Make sure you tell us about your own experience with this new position in the comments.

TRY THIS SEX POSITION: THE WATERFALL

This weekend, try this sex position: The Waterfall.But before you try this sex position, make sure that at least one of you is flexible.

Move to the edge of the bed, couch, table, desk, or hood of the car.

Guys, you’re going to want to lean back all the way until your shoulders and head hit the floor/ground.

Gals, this is when you’re going to want to straddle your man.

This sex position is called the Waterfall because lying on your back in this way will send blood rushing to your head (like the way water rushes down a waterfall). This rush of blood to the head will cause intense sexual sensations that has a high chance of ending in orgasm.

If you feel any discomfort in the head or shoulder region, or if you think you’re going to pass out while attempting the Waterfall sex position, it is imperative that you sit up, move back onto the bed and resume the missionary sex position.

Good luck everyone. Make sure you tell us about your own experience with this new position in the comments.